Oh. Hello there.

posted on: Wednesday, May 15, 2013


This week I baked a pie. It was edible and some claim it was even tasty. I wrote about it on Go Mighty. 


Also, tomorrow at 10pm est you can find me live, in my bathing suit with Brittany talking diets and how we fail at them. (Hint: pie.) You can RSVP and tune in here

As usual, it's not NSFW.

This Yellow Bowl

posted on: Thursday, April 25, 2013



A couple of weeks ago, I found this shoved way back on a shelf in the houseware department of a TJ Maxx. It was covered in dust, but not chipped or cracked, a rarity for a store where, I suspect, most of the merchandise fell off the back of a truck somewhere.

While I was inspecting it my little sister walked up and said, "I dont know why, but that bowl you're holding reminds me of granny."

It was exactly what was going through my head at that moment and the reason I had plucked it from its hiding place behind a menagerie of porcelain animals and unfortunate smelling candles.

I paid $6.00 and brought it home to sit on my kitchen table.

At a time in my life where I'm constantly asking myself "Where am I going? Where am I going? Where am I going?" It's a nice reminder of where I came from, of where I have been. 

On a wooden porch swing in North Alabama, sucking on butterscotch candy taken from a glass bowl on my great-grandmother's table. 

"This way and that way and this way and that way.." she'd sing, propelling us with slippered feet. 

This way and that way indeed.

This Post Is Grosser Than My Sofa

posted on: Monday, April 22, 2013

Days like yesterday are the reason that I write "Buy leather furniture" on those "advice for the mother-to-be" cards they hand out at baby showers. 

Eye contact, aspiring parents. 

When that 20-something furniture salesman assures you that a little Scotchgard on your brand new microfiber couch is all the protection you need, he is wrong. It's not his fault. You see, he's envisioning the occasional spilled beer or drip of nacho cheese. That's because there are some things in life you can only learn by raising another human being from infancy. For example, how deep urine can seep into the fabric of a couch cushion. 

Yesterday, I learned how to remove an orange juice and spaghetti stain from suede. (An exorcism.) 


My weekend is best summed up by this picture of Danica's hair I snapped before bedtime. In between doing her Linda Blair impression, Dani enjoyed a little light iPadding while I threw the newest load of soiled laundry in the wash. 

This is either the worst stomach bug Danica has ever contracted or the direct result of allowing her to pair orange juice with spaghetti against my better judgement.

How was your weekend?
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